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So much has happened, I don't even know where or how to start. So instead I'm going to copy and paste 25 random things about me from Facebook. Here goes:

So these are my all time most favorite 25 random things. Beware...

1. I have left "my mark" on the Trinity River Trail...and left with one less sock and a LOT less dignity...
2. I'm missing the cartilage in the tip of my nose.
3. I sometimes have to take naps on the couch in order to get enough energy to go to bed.
4. I have also left "a mark" of different sorts in the Parkland Hospital parking garage.
5. I get paid to hold babies.
6. One time I wore a wrap-around skirt to high school. I think I only wore it the ONE time, because when I did I walked across the entire school with it tucked up behind my backpack. My backpack was on my back...
7. One time I was Elvis in a toga. I forgot to shave my arm pits, so my friends and I used face paint to "paint" on arm pit hair to make it look like it was on purpose. I got a lot of compliments on how "manly" I appeared...
8. I almost fell into the Amazon Rive once.
9. I'm addicted to jewelry.
10. I'm also addicted to food.
11. I was more concerned about you learning I am OCD than I was about you learning any of the other #s on here.
12. When I was little I only ever got 1 pair of "jelly" shoes. When my toes broke out of the top and my mom threw them away, I cotinued to get them out of the trash can and wear them with my toes sticking out.
13. Some people think I'm mature enough to chaperone youth dances and plan girls' camp...
14. I'm not really scared of anything.
15. #14 came about because I already almost died lots of times.
16. When I was 15 and obviously did not have my license yet, my friend and I "borrowed" my parents' minivan while they were out of town and went to Arby's. We almost crashed on the way back. Lesson was learned and I never did that again!
17. My parents never knew #16...
18a. I never remember my dreams.
18b. I only remember night terrors.
18c. I'm over my night terrors.
18d. But I still remember what they were.
19. I'm sometimes a race car driver. The police don't ever seem to understand.
20. I went to Alaska twice in one week.
21. I buy in bulk. For just myself.
22. I served a mission in the Amazon and speak Portuguese.
23. I am considered an "expert witness" in the state of Texas.
24a. I like to think I'm a doctor.
24b. And a lawyer.
25a. All time favorite (names have been excluded for privacy reasons): One time 2 of my friends and I filled our friend's hot tub in the middle of the night then called him to let him know we were in his backyard. The call was not well received, but we have since made ammends.
25b. Thanks for not really calling the cops, Russell!